Parasocial Pedestal

It is almost every day that an argument emerges between my group of friends to the lengths which we would go to just have one date with the ravishing, talented, brilliant, interesting, and entertaining Eva Mendes. Those adjectives may be completely fabricated but our parasocial mindset lifts this actress up to a certain heighted pedestal that gives us the mental will to explain at what costs; financial, physical, mental, etc., we would endure to spend only a few hours figuring out who Eva Mendes really is. I have heard insane justification upon justification about how cutting off a foot would be worth it, to how cheetoh-fingers for life is a no brainer. If you don’t know what cheetoh-fingers are it is after you have eaten your delicious bag of cheetoh’s and your fingers are now completely coated with a cheese dust that has a very peculiar texture. From four months in solitary confinement to having a steady two-month diet of worms, the list never ends. My only concern is that if the mystery of this woman went away would these gentlemen be willing to put so much at stake? I believe it is the idea of being inconceivably able to court her that creates a boost in attraction. I would love to find out though!